What you gon' do with all that junk?

We get a lot of noobs. We generally like noobs, because... well probably mostly because they're amusing. And we like helping people figure things out, and start to feel a little more normal in their second lives. But every once in a while, you get one that just doesn't get it. And you have to go to extreme measures.

Hae was gracious enough to put it in black and white for this noob.